If I apply enough literary theory, I figure I will eventually trick you into thinking I'm intelligent.
English, Trinity College Dublin
every black family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
Spend a summer watching immigrants get marched through show trials on their way to deportation and then see if you can say the phrase "respect the...
"Plasma samples were inverted three times, then rotated 90 degrees and vibrated, in a manner similar to knocking the tray over."
Things I have done since final’s week started:
- Started watching Scandal
- Painted my nails
- Spent 3 hours in target deciding which brownie mix to...
D:How are you awake so early
Me:I have 8ams everyday... so sad cause upper levels should be later.
D:Oh. My. God. I know the feeling. It's how I feel holding a 12 day old's head steady at 8am as it gets its foreskin chopped off.
it's a rough day when i need work by britney spears to motivate me...